April 18, 2020- Saturday

Martian Invasion of Races

TYPE OF RACE

  • ROAD RACE

WHERE

  • Dearborn
  • 48126
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EVENT LINKS

EVENT DISTANCES

  • 26.2 Mile : RUN
  • 13.1 Mile : RUN
  • 10K : RUN/WALK
  • 5K : RUN/WALK
  • other : RUN/WALK

EVENT FEE(S)

  • Please see website for details!

RACE INFORMATION

Hail Earthlings:
Why the Martians? Click here for the illustrated story. Earth marathons have strange themes, with your flying pigs and your convoluted, NASA-calculated encounter projections. Our finest Martian philosophers and theologians are working tirelessly to compose our own (as you call it) "trash talk", which we will shower upon you most mercilessly once our planet's runners prove victorious in winning all the races and snagging all the prizes.

We also noticed the course map is now on your website. Using the MSA's (Martian Space Administration) spatial-relationship viewer, we see your course is free of dust and rock, perhaps a solid surface. It could be quite fast … interesting. Time will tell who ends up kicking whose …

The USATF certified course, is traffic free and fast. The Kids' Martian Marathon will encourage health and fitness to children, check out the Martian Kid's link. Hope to see all of you there!

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Created on: 11-12-19 7:43:12